See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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possiblestalker

Julia Louis-Dreyfus doesn’t get enough credit for physical comedy.

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ive-always-been-a-pirate

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khawk12

saddeus

The most horrifying moment in high school was when the boy I liked asked me if I was seeing anyone and I said, “no, why?” And he said, “Idk I just really think it would help if u saw like a therapist or something like that”

Source: saddeus

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khawk12

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syflove

dinahlances

“God, I mean it was totally the most awesomest thing! ‘Cause leading up to it you’re like, ‘I can’t do it, I can’t! I can’t!’ and then—BAM! I can! and all those people who said I couldn’t make it, well fuck you! I did!”

I, Tonya (2017) dir. Craig Gillespie